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JsonBoa said "We need smaller deliverables so that we can validate each iteration with the client! Instead of doing the whole batch, let's try a minimum viable unit of work first!"
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And then the cook made a single unit of French fries. Like, a single stick. It took about 10 minutes, or about 95% of the time it would take to fry a whole portion.,We need to update the slang "script kiddie" to "prompt enginot" or something.
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So my boss's boss or someone even higher up drank the generative AI kool-aid and hired a 40-something kid to generate images for the marketing teams (or something like it).
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Naturally, things soon went to shit.
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The bloke already left, having staid less than six months on the job.
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Guess who got to handle all the shit-is-currently-on-fire the kiddie left behind?
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First impression: apparently, muggles tried to slak him some very broad descriptions of what they needed, and at first he actually tried to summarize those bark-speech pseudo-words into an actual prompt.
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It does not seem to have gone for too long, though.
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After users requested changes to the AI outputs, he would update the prompts, all right. And the process seemed to go fast enough... until reaching near-to-completion status.
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Then users would request the tiniest changes to the AI output...
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And the bloke couldn't do it.
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Seriously. Some things were as simple as "we need this slider to go all the way up to 180% instead of 100%" on a lame dashboard and *kid. could. not. do. it.*.
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In many cases he literally just gave up and copied the slak history into the AI prompt. No dice.
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Bloke couldn't code a print('hello world') into a jupyter notebook cell, that's what i'm saying.
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Apparently, he was "self taught", too. And was hired to "speed up the process of generating visual aids for usage in meetings and presentations". But then "the budget for this position was considered excessive" (meaning: shit results from a raw idea some executive crapped some day) and "the position was expanded to include the development of Business Inteligence Dashboards and Data Apps".
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So now it is up to me (and my CRIMINALLY UNDERPAID team) to clean up his mess and maintain/fix/deprecate DOZENS of SHODDILY DESIGNED and MOSTLY USELESS but QUITE ACTIVE "data vis" PIECES OF SHIT.
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Fuck "AI prompters", fucking snake oil script kiddies.``` |