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Root said Me: Hey, guys, this stuff is seriously flammable. Like, Im surprised it hasnt caught fire yet. I really want to clean it up. Heres how Id make it better.
Management: No. Its fine, it works. Dont touch it. Its getting replaced anyway. Just add the things on top like we asked you to, and call it a day.
Me: Are you sure? This is seriously going to be a problem.
Management: We just said its getting replaced. Dont. touch. anything. OK?
Me: alright.
… Eight weeks later …
Management: so this thing caught fire over the weekend, and the fire spread to other areas. Were doing some emergency cleanup. The new guy looked at it and figured out why, and has some great ideas on fixing it, so give him some well-deserved praise!
Me: Hey! I told you about this months ago!
Management: Yes. I tuned out during todays firefighting meetings. But its important to strike a balance in everyones style. Do you have any other concerns?,Smiling legendary golden boy #3 says:
HEY LETS PUT OUR INTERNAL GEMS IN THIS PROTECTED GEM SERVICE ITLL BE GREAT :)
HEY EVERYONE SIGN UP FOR THIS NEW SERVICE! YOU GOTTA OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DEV! :)
HEY SO I COPIED THE INTERNAL GEM I WROTE INTO THE MONOLITH REPO INSTEAD OF USING THE SERVICE BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GENIUS :)
YOU WANNA USE IT IN YOUR PROJECT? HAHA GET FUCKED :)
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