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bazmd said What is it about long winded articles for a two second one click solution?
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A quick search to find out how to change the control panel to classic view in windows 7. (because I forgot and the windows Operating system is no longer intuitive and Dev-friendly).
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Search engine: (Insert hundreds of articles here!)
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Solution: Click on large Icons where it says "View by".
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Search engine: (Enjoy sifting through this pile of results written by thousands of gas-bags, you looser!).
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Rocking back 'n forward sitting in the corner of the room holding my legs against my chest: "Shut up, I forgot okay!"
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Why would it not just Say "Classic view"?,A completely technical observation.
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When I was out in a bar the other night, I watched someone play a poker machine, and it dawned on me, Poker machines haven't been adjusted for inflation.
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20 years ago if you won 5 quid, it may have bought a round, but now you would be lucky to buy a pint with 5 quid.
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I can still beat the machine myself, I thought it was interesting that there is less of a payoff for any coin you spend, so much so that it looks like a rip off.
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I used to hate seeing guys throw their entire wage packet into machines on a Friday night.,20 minutes for a 1GB update.
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It's getting tiresome and an inconvenience to switch on an Xbox for a quick game.
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I have installed entire Operating Systems quicker.than these updates take to complete.
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Consoles used to be convenient to fire up and play, that was a lot of the appeal.
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And are controllers getting heavier?,I traveled back in time and broke the wieners, arms and legs off of all the ancient statues.
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Edit: Second Baz here from the future, this joke will go down in history as the best joke ever written.
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Edit: Third Baz here: Are you guys doing the time travel joke?,Gaming Influencers when they talk about "Frames Per Second".
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Are you fucking stupid or something?,80.08.135
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My IP address.,It's Saturday Night!
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How is every one of you gorgeous devs, you know I love you guys! Hic! ;) xx```
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